“This Is Halloween” Performed by Villians

GOZER (Ghostbusters):

Boys and girls of every age.

SLIMER (Ghostbusters):

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

CARRIGAN CRITTENDEN (Casper):

Come with us and you will see.

GOZER, SLIMER, & CARRIGAN CRITTENDEN (Together):

This, our town of Halloween. This is Halloween. This is Halloween. Pumpkinns scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween. Everybody make a scene. Trick or treat until the neighbors gonna die a fright. It’s our town. Everybody scream in our town of Halloween.

XENOMORPH QUEEN (Aliens):

I am the one hiding under your bed. Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.

PREDATOR (Predator):

I am the one hiding under your stairs. Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.

VOLDEMORT (Harry Potter):

This is Halloween. This is Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween! Halloween! In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song.

EMPEROR PALPATINE (Star Wars):

In this town, don’t we love it now? Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise.

COBRA COMMANDER (GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra):

‘Round that corner, man hiding on the trash can. Something’s waiting now to pounce and how you’ll scream!

BOWSER (Super Mario Bros. 1993):

This is Halloween!

COBRA COMMANDER:

Red and black.

BEETLEJUICE:

And slimy green.

BOWSER:

Aren’t you scared?

THE WICKET WITCH OF THE WEST (The Wizard of Oz) & MALIFICENT (Sleeping Beauty) (Together):

Well, that’s just fine. Say it once, say it twice. Take a chance and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night.

MEGATRON (Transformers):

Everybody scream. Everybody scream!

GENERAL ZOD (Man of Steel):

In our town of Halloween.

THE JOKER (Suicide Squad):

I am the clown with a tear-away face! Here in a flash, then gone without a trace!

LOKI:

I am the “Who”, when you call “Who’s there?”

SAURON (The Lord of the Rings):

I am the wind blowing through your hair.

SHARPTOOTH (The Land Before Time):

I am the shadow of the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

DICK JONES (RoboCop), JOHN HAMMOND (Jurassic Park), & THANOS (Together):

This is Halloween! This is Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

BIFF TANNEN (Back To The Future) & DAMIEN THORN (The Omen):

Halloween! Halloween! Tender younglings everywhere, life’s no fun without a good scare.

SHREDDER (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014):

That’s our job.

T-800 (The Terminator):

But we’re not mean.

SHREDDER & T-800 (Together):

In our town of Halloween.

EMPEROR PALPATINE:

In this town, don’t we love it now? Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise.

KHAN (Star Trek):

Young villian Ronno, might catch you in the back.

VILLIANS (Together):

And scream like a banshee. Make you jump out of your skin! This is Halloween! Everybody scream!

DALEK (Doctor Who):

Won’t you please make way for a very special guy?

VILLIANS (Together):

Our man, Ronno, is king of the pumpkin patch. Everyone hail to the pumpkin king now. This is Halloween. This is Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween.

RONNO (Bambi 2):

In this town, we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song.

VILLIANS (Together):

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la, la-la, la, la, la, la-la, la, la-la, la, scream!